Fred Astaire and Audrey Hepburn pretending to have mustaches.
Justin Timberlake looking at the ground while his body guard punches a photographer in the throat
This blog is hillarious!!!
“The Classic Doctors were ugl-“
“They were all old when they were the D-“
“The female companions were so wea-“
“And they were all ug-“
“So were the male comp-“
“But there was no kissing or ro-“
“They had crappy special effe-“
you got me there
That’s what the world is, after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories.
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| — | Haruki Murakami (via phytos) |
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
I just cried… OMG cute…
